I need more projects like I need a hole in the head - a Survey

Alright, this is just a general question for curiousity purposes at the moment. Ladies (and male bodied folks that dress female) - what are your underbust, waist, and hip measurements, and how far is it from the bottom of your bra-band (underbust) to your waist. Since this has been a problem on other forums, waist is herein defined as the smallest part of your torso. It is -not- where you wear your jeans!
If you don't know, or don't want to say, that's fine. But you are contributing to a wealth of costuming knowledge!

If this does what I want it to (might be a while, says cryptic-lady) I'll survey the gentlemen later.